You're not normal. And neither are your friends. 
To avoid complete invasion from the stiff and straight ones, we need to embrace the strangeness. Us Weirdos Gotta Stick Together.

This is my illustration, and is printed on 300gsm 100% recycled card. Card measures 105x150mm, and comes with a 100% recycled craft paper envelope and is sealed in a cellophane bag.

Card is blank inside.

Us Weirdos